one of my least favourite things about having an hourglass figure is that it is almost impossible to wear clothes that don’t ‘appear’ to sexualise my body

almost all officewear makes me look like some kind of dirty librarian fantasy. i realise this sounds great but i spend a staggering amount of time trying to cover up almost all of my body and this is horrible and i hate it

snowdarkred:

this is a better advertisement for nhl hockey than most of the nhl commercials 

oh god i tried to text gyzym to tell her i was on the phone to nata before and it autocorrected nata’s real name to ‘patrick kane’

this is the bottom of the rabbit hole

this is it, this is rock bottom

i went out for dinner and came back and my inbox is full of patrick kane

i don’t know whether to thank you all or salt the earth i stand on and set it on fire

buchannybarnes:

soyonscruels:

buchannybarnes:

soyonscruels:

buchannybarnes:

psa i hate postcard so much

hush

get awAY FROM ME

thus concludes the number of non-heinous kaner pictures i could find

for honest who let’s him out of his house EVER

do you remember when he was a grown man who lived with his mom in switzerland and still looked like a trash bag

who the fuck even knows, man

buchannybarnes:

soyonscruels:

buchannybarnes:

psa i hate postcard so much

hush

get awAY FROM ME

thus concludes the number of non-heinous kaner pictures i could find

buchannybarnes:

psa i hate postcard so much

hush

"Now there’s a sick mullet." - Tyler Seguin

brownjesus
It kinda seems like Patrick Kane is to you what Chris Pine is to Gyzym.

no tragically charlie day is to me what chris pine is to gyzym

i don’t think patrick kane could be my chris pine because he is literally someone i could fuck in an alley

he is even more of a human disaster than chris pine

we should reflect on that for a moment, probably

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